SpiteWorks: Corporate Wellness, Reengineered
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Welcome to SpiteWorks, our corporate wellness package designed to help your team operate at full capacity — physically, mentally, and culturally. This isn’t a box to check. This is a system of real, measurable transformation for businesses ready to lead.
Why Corporate Wellness Actually Works
1
27% decrease
in employee stress with structured fitness programs (Journal of Occupational Health Psychology, 2019)
2
28% higher employee retention
at companies with wellness initiatives (ACOEM)
3
Lower healthcare costs & absenteeism
due to increased physical activity and preventative care (Harvard Business Review)
4
61% of professionals
choose jobs with strong wellbeing benefits over higher pay (Gallup Workplace Report 2023)
What We Offer
Whether you’re a startup or scaling enterprise, SpiteWorks has a solution for you:
Onsite Gym & Classes
Small group training (up to 6 classes/day) at our premium studio
Group fitness and personal training designed for team engagement and energy
Expert-Led Wellness Support
Staff-led education sessions on health, nutrition, and longevity
Full-time on-site professionals:
Nutritionist
Chiropractor
Massage Therapist
Strength & Conditioning Coach
Run Coach
Community Organizer
On-Site Doctor Specializing in GLP-1s and Hormonal Optimization
Community Integration
Partnered event planning to boost outreach AND employee health
Custom-branded fitness activations to elevate your company profile
Why Culture of Wellness Matters
A workplace that values health performs better. Period.
Boosts productivity & focus
Reduces medical claims & sick days
Builds camaraderie and retention across all levels
Strengthens brand reputation as a wellness-forward employer
Choose Your Impact Package
Tier 1
Core Team Wellness
For up to 10 employees
Small group training (up to 6 classes/day) at our premium studio
Branded community outreach + SpiteWorks digital badge
Monthly wellness event (nutrition, fitness, or company-driven theme)
Recipe books, meal plans, and shopping lists for each employee
Suggested Value: $3,799/month
Your Price: $997/month
Tier 2
Whole Team Activation
For up to 25 employees
Everything in Tier 1
Discounts on personal training packages
Quarterly team-building experiences (on-site or mobile)
Trainer dispatch for in-office or offsite sessions
Suggested Value: $7,899/month
Your Price: $2,497/month
Tier 3
Executive Optimization
For C-suite leaders, founders, and high-performance execs
Includes all features from Tier 2
Monthly massage sessions
Monthly chiropractic care access
Executive intake with our on-site doctor who specializes in GLP-1 support and hormone optimization
Private in-home cooking instruction with our certified chef & nutritionist
Custom programming based on intake needs
Investment varies depending on executive goals and lifestyle
If you’re carrying the weight of the company, it’s time to let someone carry yours. Optimize your health, reduce your stress, and build your legacy — one powerful habit at a time.
Contact Us for A Quote
Ready to Lead with Strength?
Let’s build your custom SpiteWorks plan.